Thursday, February 17, 2011

Laugh! Laugh!Don't repeat crying!

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and   a few people laughed this time.He cracked the same joke again & again, When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said 
"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again.  

Valentine's Day

Some information about valentine's day.I'm not sure of the autheticity of this story.Do you know any other versions of valetine's day if so please brief me.
 
In spite of what you have been told, Valentine's Day actually originated hundreds of years ago in India, and to top it all,
in the state of  Gujarat.
It is a well known fact that Gujarati men, specially the Patels, continually mistreat and disrespect their wives (Patelianis).  One fine day, (it happened to be the 14th day of February) one brave Patelani, having had enough "torture" by her husband, finally chose to rebel by beating him up with a Velan (rolling pin used to prepare chapattis).
Yes....the same Velan which she used daily, to make chapattis for him.... only this time, instead of the dough, it was the husband who was flattened.
This was a momentous occasion for all Gujarati women and a revolt soon spread, like wild fire, with thousands of housewives beating up their husbands with the Velan.  There was an outburst of moaning "chapatti-ed" husbands all over Anand and Amdavad.The Patel men-folk quickly learnt their lesson and started to behave more respectfully to their Patelanis.
Thereafter, on 14th February every year, the womenfolk of Gujarat would beat up their husbands, to commemorate that eventful day - the wives having the satisfaction of beating up their husbands with the Velan and the men having the supreme joy of submitting to the will of the women they loved.
Soon the Gujju men realised that in order to avoid this ordeal they needed to present gifts to their wives....they brought flowers and sweets.  This is how the tradition - Velan time - began.
As Gujarat fell under the influence of Western culture, the ritual soon spread to Britain and many other Western countries, specifically, the catch words 'Velan time' !!!  In course of time and their foreign tongues, this got anglicized to 'Velantime' and then to 'Valentine.' And thereafter, 14th of February came to be known as Valentine's Day and now you know the true story of Valentine's Day.
 

Laugh!laugh!Dont let the men know the secret!

ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW... 
~A Cup of Tea
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. 
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. 
 
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. 
 
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'  Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up. 

Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet.